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It was the burning question: Who the hell is Howard Wulkan, and in Anal Cunt-style, were cunt teasing some guy after his chemotherapy?

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After a bit of nurgles nympths around online, I found that more resources had gone into reminding Wulkan of his baldness. Seven minutes in fact.

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This should be the worst thing ever put to tape. Or so I thought.


Because when listening to it en route to Tesco today, I almost cried. For example:. The EP has an interesting backstory. It just turns out that Earache Records executive Howard Wulkan, was going bald.


The result was seven minutes of them singing with a vocabulary very rarely straying from four words.